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Born To Fish Forced To Maximize Shareholder Value Shirt

Born To Fish Forced To Maximize Shareholder Value Shirt

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Funny Fishing Shirt for Executives & Anglers 2025 – Born To Fish Forced To Maximize Shareholder Value Shirt

Kick off Q3 with a wink to work-life balance. The Born To Fish Forced To Maximize Shareholder Value Shirt captures that familiar tug between weekend waters and weekday KPIs. Featuring a bold angler silhouette reeling against a rising red chart line, this witty graphic blends outdoorsy spirit with boardroom satire—perfect for late-summer Fridays, team offsites, lake trips, or your next earnings call watch party. Built for comfort and crafted to last, it’s the conversation-starter your wardrobe (and your Slack channel) has been waiting for.

Who it’s for: anglers, founders, VCs, accountants, PMs, finance students, analysts, and anyone who laughs at quarterly targets but loves dawn on the water. If your calendar toggles between “standup” and “stand in the river,” this is your uniform.

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